Raiders of the Lost Art

31 03 2009

The Diavolo dance troupe seems committed to proving that gravity has no hold on them.  They’re dancer-acrobat-gymnasts in the same vein as Pilobolus, but where the Pilobians build their art using each other’s bodies, Diavolo incorporates large props into their performances, like an over-sized doorway, a huge flight of stairs, a large metal cage, or a slanted wall studded with large metal rods where the dancers are human pachinko balls.  We went to see them Friday night at Washington University’s Edison Theatre.

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Their most exotic set (that we saw, anyway) is a huge, rocking partial-cylinder reminiscent of the hull of a ship.  The dancers hurl themselves around on the “ship” in precisely choreographed movements while narrowly avoiding being crushed.  I’ve never seen anything like it.  The piece, Trajectoire, has a thirty-minute running time and we were riveted the whole half-hour.

Sunday morning we woke up to snow!

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We trekked to the St. Louis Art Museum to see an exhibition of artifacts from the Ming Dynasty.  The Ming treasures were spectacular.

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Image courtesy of the Nanjing Municipal Museum.

There were carved intricacies of nephrite jade and rhinoceros horn, there were gold ornaments intended to hang from a court lady’s belt just so she could jingle as she walked.  There were cloisonné containers and beautifully glazed architectural details.  There were thickly lacquered platters with incredibly detailed carvings in relief, ornate gold belt plates, eggshell-thin porcelain, inlaid backgammon sets, huge vertical paintings depicting fantastic karst mountainscapes, long scrolls documenting the Lifestyles of the Rich and Imperial.  There were bejeweled gold hair combs and a chunk of amber as big as my fist carved into a cup “for the drinking of potions.”  And there was a pocket-sized personal grooming kit consisting of a pair of tweezers, a toothpick, an earpick, and what was either one of the oldest coke spoons on record, or a nosepick (shudder), all made of gold.  There may even have been a Ming Vase or two.

It would have been fascinating to learn the history of some of the objects, how they survived into the 21st century and whose hands they passed through on the way here.  Possibly, we could have discovered this if we’d bought the catalogue.

We couldn’t take any pictures in the Ming exhibition, but I took a few shots in and around the museum.

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Waiting at the Museum door.

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Even the statues looked cold.

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This is the kind of thing that gives modern art a bad reputation (not the vortex machine, the thing to its left).

The vortex machine in the foreground was cool, but if you look to the left of the machine, you can see the faint outline of a sloppy octagon on the wall.  I thought it was a cobweb until I noticed the nearby placard proclaiming it Art.  It’s a wire wrapped around eight nails.

I know I’m not going to appreciate everything other people consider art, but it seems like the only art involved in this was the art required to convince someone at the museum that this piece was worthy of display.

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Prince Zhu Youyuan in Ceremonial Uniform.

While we were wandering around inside, Nan noticed that the multi-story Ming Dynasty banner on the outside of the building was transparent when viewed from within.  It made for a rather eerie effect.

By the time we left the museum, the sun was out and the fallen petals of the Bradford Pears were the only white left on the ground.  It had turned into a beautiful day.

After our mini-immersion in Chinese art, we of course felt the need to seek out a Persian restaurant (OK, the Chinese restaurant we wanted to try was closed).  We were headed to the tried-and-true City Diner when we remembered seeing a kabob place the last time we were in the South Grand area.  So we stopped for lunch at Café Natasha and were happy we did.  We started with Baba Ghannouj, a dip made from mashed grilled eggplant and tahini sauce, eaten with pita.  For all you Alton Brown lovers out there, I once heard him claim on Good Eats that Baba Ghannouj was his favorite way to eat eggplant.

My entrée was something new, Koubideh Kabob, a mixture of ground lamb and beef, basically, meatloaf on a stick, which to me is a good thing.  Nan had Chicken Shish Kabob.  We shared a side of Chicken Koubideh, charbroiled ground chicken.  It kills me that you can order a side dish of meat here (in truth, we ordered the Chicken Koubideh from a section of the menu titled Sides and Extras).

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Chicken Kabob with lentils and raisins on basmati rice.

The Persian equivalent of the Italian restaurant red pepper flake shaker on every table is the sumac shaker.  As a former Boy Scout and amateur 20th-century woods runner, when I hear “sumac” my brain puts the word “Poison” in front of it.  Presumably, the Health Department would have shut Café Natasha down if patrons were constantly being carried out in body bags, so I think it’s safe to assume that this sumac must be a non-poisonous variety.  Nan enjoyed it on her Kabob.  I tasted it and thought it was interesting, but I was already experiencing the unfamiliar flavors of Koubideh and didn’t want to add another spice into the mix yet.  And there’s the Poison thing.

We finished off the meal with “Persian Ice Cream,” vanilla ice cream mixed with pistachio pieces, saffron and rosewater.

We really liked Café Natasha.

- Poppa





Free Verse and Free Books

26 03 2009

I don’t get most poetry.  I get some, mostly the classics, the short ones anyway.  But long rambling dry-as-dust elegiac reflections in churchyards and modern free verse usually have me mentally wandering off before I get past the first few stanzas.

Lately, I’ve been reading poetry to Nan’s mother, Barbara, when we go to visit her at Parc Provence.  The shorter poems keep her attention; she laughs at some of the amusing ones and seems moved by some of the profound ones.  I’ve been reading from old English Lit textbooks dating mostly from my father’s high school days, so I haven’t read anything to her written since WWII.

Saturday night we went to the Official Grand Opening of our neighborhood Left Bank bookstore.  The featured evening event was a poetry reading.  It was interesting to try modern poetry again, much as I used to try liver every few years.  I eventually gave up on liver.

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 My Persona de Event, Santa Garcia, ur-freak and retro-bohemian.

We heard a half-dozen Left Bank staffers read their poetry to warm the crowd up for the main event, a reading by D. A. Powell.  Powell is a famous published and award-winning poet I’d never heard of.  To be fair, most of the poets I’ve ever heard of are dead.

The staffers were a varied lot and I appreciate their willingness to share their innermost thoughts and feelings and admire the courage it took to bare their souls.  Only one staff reader ellicited an emotional response from me, a young woman reading erotic poetry.  It wasn’t the eroticism I responded to. Really!  (I think.)  It was the joy and passion she projected as she read her poems.  She could have been speaking in an unfamiliar language and she still would have succeeded in making her listeners react.

Powell’s reading was dramatic and memorable, though it represented the exact opposite approach.  He read in a very deliberate, quiet, and syncopated cadenced voice.  I can still hear it in my head days later.  The young woman’s style, and, particularly, Powell’s style, went a long way to confirm my belief that, in modern free verse, delivery is as important, sometimes more important, than content.

“I fear my mucus:  its endless volume and amorphous shape
a demon expelling from my lips.”

from [my riches I have squandered. spread with honey] by D. A. Powell

When you’re reading phrases like, “I fear my mucus,” your delivery had better evoke something in the audience other than snorts of derision.  Earlier in this poem, Powell uses exsiccated when he could have used desiccated.  Nine hundred and ninety-nine people out of a thousand are, like me, going to come to a screeching mental halt when they hear “exsiccated.”  He’s trying to be deliberately inaccessible.  And succeeding.  But you could hear a pin drop while he was reading.  When I re-read his poetry now, I hear his voice.

A lot (not all) of the free verse I heard Saturday night reminded me of wordwooze, colorful words and snippets of phrase strung together to produce what sounded like meaningless white noise.  The poems surely meant something profound to their authors, but if I, the listener/reader, don’t hear a message, or perceive an image, or experience an emotion without needing to have it explained, it comes across to me as wordwooze.

Powell demonstrated that you can make even wordwooze move an audience if your delivery is memorable.

If any of the Left Bank Poets read these words because they’ve followed Google here, pay no attention to the ramblings of a sometimes reactionary old man who’s trying to understand himself and his responses to art.  Follow your muse!

But work on your delivery!

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Advance Uncorrected Proofs

And then we got to pillage a table of books.  These were advance reader copies Left Bank was giving away to its Friends (and Nan and I are Friends).  You got to fill up a canvas tote (also a gift) with anything you wanted from the table.  Most of the books were identified as “advance uncorrected proofs.”  Some didn’t have cover art yet, just statistics about the book on a Kinko’s-type binding.  One was bound from right-to-left, with page one being the last page of the book and page 253 being the first page.

We showed restraint and only half-filled the bag.

I read some discussion on the Internet concerning the value of these odd books with their errors and strange bindings.  People in the know take the position that, unless they are signed by the author, or stained by the author’s tears, they’re worth less than a regular copy because (duh) they contain errors.  People probably thought the same thing about the Inverted Jenny.  Now they’re worth $300,000 a pop.  Heh!

 Big fun.

- Poppa





This is Big! This is Really Big! Really, Really Big!

25 03 2009

There is a Maid-Rite in St. Louis!

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Frabjousness on a plate.

Oh frabjous day!!!

- Poppa





Photocatting

22 03 2009

Here are the original photos:

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Awkward-looking position, no?  His eyes were open when I started to take the picture, but he’d close them each time the flash went off.

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I recently discovered the cats don’t react well to the Shower Murder Theme from Psycho.  You know, the one where the violins just go, “SCREECH! SCREECH! SCREECH! SCREECH! SCREECH!”  Rufus is going “WTF?” and McGregor is looking askance.  Both put their ears back when they hear this piece but I couldn’t catch them doing it at the same time.

I moved McGregor’s eyes from the bottom photo to the top, rotated his paw, cropped out the Rufus butt, and voilà!

The hue around McGregor’s eyes doesn’t quite match and I don’t have the outline around the paw down yet.  Still learning.

- Poppa





Am I Getting Close, Erin?

20 03 2009
The Catfather

The Catfather





How to Honor the Irish-Italian Heritage of St. Patrick

18 03 2009

I spent an enjoyable St. Paddy’s Day morning in Dogtown, hanging with my friends from St. Louis Caledonian Pipes and Drums (formerly Invera’an), getting sunburned and taking pictures.  It was a bea-UTIFUL day.  I arrived in the vicinity at around nine AM and was able to drive right through the parade assembly area and park in the Zoo lot (rock star parking).  I wandered around, drinking coffee, until I encountered a couple of pipers and followed them to the site of the Annual Buckley Clan Beer Brats and Booze Bacchanalia where band members were mingling with Buckleys, drinking beer and booze, and eating brats for breakfast.

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The Caledonians vanish into a sea of green on Tamm Ave.

I accompanied the band a little ways at the start of the parade, saw them well-launched up Tamm Avenue, and left for my next rendezvous with ethnicity, The Hill, home of all things Italian in St. Louis.

OK, claiming that St. Patrick was Italian is a bit of a stretch; he was born in what is now Scotland.  But his parents were citizens of Rome, so it can be argued that he was Italian at birth (assuming Roman citizen = Italian, which is a MAJOR stretch).  At any rate, if I can justify a trip to Eovaldi’s Deli by claiming St. Patrick is Italian, he’s Italian.

The Hill was looking a little empty, possibly many of its denizens were over in Dogtown, wearing green and calling themselves O’Garanzini.  It was my first trip to Eovaldi’s.  We read about it in the last issue of Sauce Magazine.  Eovaldi’s is a no-nonsense Deli, a couple of cooler cases holding meat, cheese, homade salsiccia, and cold drinks.  There are a few tables if you can’t wait to get out the door with your sanguche.

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The Daddy 

I was there for The Daddy, a combination of two of my favorite things, meatballs and sausage.  The Daddy is described as, “Our world famous salsiccia combined with our handmade meatballs topped with provel and a generous portion of our homemade red sauce served on french bread.”  And it was named after me!

My last entry here described, in glowing terms, our trip to Mia Rosa, where we dined on exotic dishes and drank fine wine in an elegant atmosphere.  I meant every word, Nan and I enjoyed ourselves enormously.  But.  The Daddy represents what I love best in food, fresh, simple, flavorful, and wrapped in tin foil.

Eovaldi’s hasn’t seen the last of me.

- Poppa





I Wish I Were the Model of a Modern Major-General

15 03 2009

Friday night we went to see a performance of The Pirates of Penzance at the Touhill.  We signed up for it on a lark; I’ve had a little exposure to Gilbert and Sullivan over the years and I expected to be mildly amused.  Instead, I was enthralled.

I’m sure part of the enthrallment was the seats.  We were sitting in the third row, right behind the Orchestra pit (great live music, too).  From the third row, we were close enough to see every twitch of an eyebrow, every flare of a nostril.

And it was a great cast.  The performance was a presentation of NYGASP, the New York Gilbert and Sullivan Players.  The performers were all outstanding, especially the Pirate King and Major-General Stanley; I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General just about had me in tears.

There were a few topical references sprinkled throughout the performance; “Customs House” became “Department of Homeland Security,” much to the amusement of the audience.  I’ve always thought of Gilbert and Sullivan comic operas as silly frippery.  This performance made me appreciate that they may be silly, but they’re not just frippery.  G & S were lampooning Victorian society much the same way the Pythons were poking holes in sacred cows 100 years later.

If/when NYGASP comes back to St. Louis, we’ll be there.

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Saturday night we took our friend Jan to a new place, Mia Rosa, to celebrate her birthday.  Mia Rosa is an Italian tapas-like restaurant.  We had pasta e fagioli, warm mussel and scallop salad with garlic basil vinaigrette, warm beet salad with goat cheese on spinach, beef braciole with fontina, salame (salami) and sautéed spinach, gnocchi with mushrooms and asparagus, grilled tilapia with tomatoes and onions, artichoke heart, basil & goat cheese flat bread pizza, eggplant gratin, asparagus with pancetta and citronette, all washed down with two bottles of A-Mano Primitivo Zinfandel.  Desert was a strawberry-port sorbet, tiramisu, and panna cotta.

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The gnocchi and beet salad were my favorite things.  The pasta e fagioli and braciole were my least favorite; the pasta e fagioli was bland and garnished with what tasted like pine needles (maybe I wasn’t supposed to eat them) and the braciole wasn’t as tender as I would have liked.

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The décor was great; our server was informative and attentive.  There was a classical guitar player, someone Jan knew, accompanying the meal beautifully (on his guitar, not as a side dish).  There were a couple of delays between the courses, but if you didn’t need to be somewhere, it wasn’t a problem.  If you have a time-sensitive event after dinner, a tapas place probably isn’t where you should be eating, anyway.  You want to have time to admire the artful presentation.

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And you want to be able to order the asparagus with pancetta and citronette on the spur of the moment.

- Poppa





Once Again, We Find Ourselves Asking, “Are We Eating the Centerpiece?”

8 03 2009

Thanks to an oblique reference in an old episode of Six Feet Under several weeks ago, we realized we’ve been neglecting an entire genus of Asian cuisine: Korean Barbeque.

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Class: Cuisine
Order: Asian Cuisine
Family: Korean Cuisine
Genus: Korean Barbeque

When Nan was working in Midtown Atlanta back in the early ‘80s, she and her co-workers would make an occasional trip to a nearby Korean restaurant.  I joined her for lunch one day, but it was so long ago neither of us can remember what we ate, other than the fearsome… Kimchi!  We haven’t encountered Korean cuisine since.

The Six Feet Under episode set a couple of brief scenes in a Korean Barbeque place and it piqued our interest.  Google directed us to KoBa, located in Gumbo Flats, about forty miles from our place.  KoBa is apparently the pre-eminent Korean Barbeque restaurant in the St. Louis area.  From the outside it looked like a typical upscale American eatery.  When we got inside, it was a seat yourself operation, which was surprising, since even Steak ‘n Shake tells you where to sit these days.  The place was hopping, and we didn’t see any place to settle, but one of the staff invited us to grab chairs at one end of a partially occupied table.  It looked like everyone was hitting the buffet.  I asked the staffer if they were serving barbeque as well and she assured us they were.  As we sat down, she handed us menus and explained that our only choice was buffet or barbeque.  We decided on a seafood combo for Nan and spicy pork bulgogi for me.

As we waited for the server to return and take our orders, Nan looked around and realized we were the only European-Americans in the place.  We hoped this boded well for KoBa’s authenticity.  We also realized there was only one table of people barbequing and they were so far away that we couldn’t see what they were doing.  There wasn’t going to be anyone for us to observe and model our behavior on.

The server took our orders and we asked her if she was going to do the cooking.  She said she was.  It was difficult to communicate with her since we were surrounded by what appeared to be some sort of children’s party and the noise was at the Chuck E. Cheese level.  There was presumably a grill of some sort under the stainless steel cover set into the table between us.  The access plate had 11 lines of instructions, all in Korean script with no English translation, so we weren’t about to mess with it.

The server arrived with a half-dozen little bowls of banchan, a plate of lettuce leaves, and two sauces.  The banchan bowls contained red beans, macaroni salad, pickled seaweed, broccoli, bean sprouts, and the dreaded… kimchi!  The server fluttered her hands at the lettuce and said something about it being OK to eat, and whisked off again, leaving us looking at each other over the banchan.  The presumed grill was still cold.  

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Nan and Banchan

We unwrapped our utensils and found a fork, a set of chopsticks, and a long-handled spoon (presumably for helping yourself to shared banchan when you dine with someone you’re not married to).  The utensils were all made out of metal, even the chopsticks.  Since the grill was still cold and we didn’t have anything to guide our behavior, we started putting the various banchan on the lettuce leaves, rolling them up like big lettuce burritos, and eating them.  We’d been working our way through the banchan for about ten minutes when another server came to our table and told us that we would have to wait a very long time for the seafood combo and would we like something else?  Nan ordered the chicken.

At that point, the server came back, removed the cover from our grill and ignited it (it was some sort of gas grill).  Just as I was expounding about how I thought it would work (“I think we’ll just cook a couple of pieces at a time, eat them, and cook a couple more, just like fondue.”), our server showed up with a plate full of pork and a plate full of chicken, dumped both plates on the grill all at once, and whisked away again.

Nan’s chicken looked just like chicken, but my pork was a little surprising.  It was cut into thin strips and raw, as expected, but it was covered with a thick reddish sauce the color and consistency of American barbeque sauce (this was the “spicy” aspect).  Instead of grilling the pork, it was actually going to cook in the sauce.  This didn’t appeal to me, since the pork didn’t char on the grill, but instead sort of boiled in the sauce, like stew meat.  The sauce did caramelize a little and the flavor was fine, but it wasn’t the grilled-meat experience I was looking for.  Our server came back with a pair of kitchen shears and cut up the chicken into bite-sized pieces, and it grilled up just fine.  We were given small bowls of steamed rice to accompany the meat.

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Hot Korean Barbeque Grill Action

Of course, one of the first things we did when we got home was Google Korean barbeque protocol.  I learned you’re supposed to tear small pieces of lettuce from the leaf and wrap bits of meat in it, not make big lettuce burritos with your banchan.  Making a big lettuce burrito with your banchan is apparently the equivalent of standing on your table and shouting “I have no idea what I’m doing!”  Plenty of reasonable people take exception to this rule, or any “food rule” for that matter, but the big lettuce burrito wasn’t really very satisfactory.  You got a lot of lettuce and very little filling (the banchan kept falling out), and trying to eat it was quite messy.

Bottom line? We’ll try Korean barbeque again, but we’ll look for a place closer than Gumbo Flats (even though I love that name).  I’ll order beef galbi or plain non-spicy bulgogi, and I won’t make big lettuce burritos any more.

- Poppa





Singing Poetry

2 03 2009

I still remember the first time I heard John Prine.  It was the summer of ’73 and I was living in what used to be a gracious old Des Moines neighborhood.  The neighborhood was on its way downhill, with beautifully maintained family homes being turned one-by-one into seedy dives filled with raucous students, impoverished laborers, and unemployed ne’re-do-wells.  I lived in one of the seedy dives and was working my way through the stages from raucous student to impoverished laborer and unemployed ne’re-do-well.

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Impoverished Laborer in Transition to Unemployed Ne’re-do-well

I felt that, in many ways, my life was moving in the same direction as the neighborhood; downhill.  I was a fresh college drop-out whose future looked like it would consist of eking out an existence as a ditch digger.  (According to my conditioning at the time, ditch digging was the only alternative for someone with no college degree.)

In spite of my gloomy self-prognosis, the summer of ’73 was one of the best and most memorable of my life.  I was living with four friends in a great old house and making enough money to get by.  And if I didn’t have a future, I didn’t have anyone expecting anything of me, either.  I had a job that was… unusual.  I was hanging out with people who were… unusual.  Life was one long party, and there was no place else I had to be.

The best thing about the house was the second-story sleeping porch.  The house was perched on a little rise at the corner of the block.  The porch was at the front of the house, so it dominated the street and gave us a commanding view of the intersection.  Giant hardwood trees shaded the porch and it was always cool.  In an un-airconditioned house during a Midwestern summer, this was important.

When we first walked through the house, my buddy Jim laid claim to the bedroom connected to the porch, thinking he’d scored a coup.  What he’d actually done was choose as his bedroom the corridor between the porch and the rest of the house.  People tramped through his room and carried on right outside his bedroom window at all hours of the day and night.  Jim spent most of the summer sleeping at his girlfriend Kim’s apartment.

Late one night, we were hanging out as usual on the porch when we heard someone bellowing at us from the street, inviting himself up to join us.  He was boisterous, bearded, burly, and none of us had ever seen him before.  He’d heard us partying in the wee hours and decided to party with us.  But he was friendly and a lot of fun.  He had us splitting our sides while he told us stories about the psychotropic properties of nutmeg when ingested in large quantities, “You have to eat, like, a quarter pound, man, and you’ll puke your guts out, but you’ll trip your ass off!”  And then he asked, “Do you guys like bluegrass?”

Well, being Iowa boys born and bred, we didn’t even know what bluegrass was.  So we moved the party over to boisterous, bearded, and burly’s place, two or three houses down, and he introduced us to John Prine.*  I’ve been listening to John ever since.

One of the reasons Nan and I knew we were sympatico early-on was because we both loved John Prine.  We’ve gone to see him at every opportunity since the late ‘70s.  Last Friday night at the packed Touhill Performing Arts Center, we were with 1,623 other people who, judging by their enthusiasm, felt the same way we did about John Prine.

John and two other musicians performed for over two hours.  The crowd was absolutely in love with what they were hearing.  John’s voice has gotten rougher, but he still has a great stage presence.  When John and his sidemen finished Lake Marie and said farewell, all 1,625 of us leapt to our feet and cheered until they came back for an encore.  They were joined for the encore by Carrie Rodriguez, the talented young fiddler/guitar player who opened the concert.  They performed the duet In Spite of Ourselves, and finished up with an extended version of Paradise.

Dang, it was a sweet show.

- Poppa

 

* I don’t think John Prine actually plays bluegrass.  I’ve been told he refers to what he plays as “shitkicker music.”  But the album cover in 1973 was mostly blue and there was straw on it, so we all agreed it must be bluegrass.